ELECTRONIC MAIL! JUNK|! HEAPS OF SPAM

Oh, awful spam! It's everywhere appearing in my inbox. Millions of emails every day, all stuffed with useless deals. I just want to scream at the loudest of my lungs! Honestly, how can anyone stand this invasion? Possibly spammers live trying to sellme something. Possibly they're justbored. Howevever, I need a break! {Get in Me, Belly! It's